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Naughty poem!!!!

Post by Vampy on Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:04 pm

Roses are red
And violets are fine..
get down on yoru kneese
and show me a good time Wink

OR EVEN BETTER

Roses are red
and Violets are korny
When i think of you
Oh baby i get horny!
Eat me
Beat me
Bite me
Blow me
Suck me
F*** me
very slowly
If you kiss me
Dont be sassy
Use your tongue
And make it nasty!


Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy style
or 69
just for fun
or getting paid
everyone likes getting laid!

Lol feel free to add anymore that you guys think of :p

i know..i know..there not original but WHATEVER lol (the 1st one is original so WHATEVER lol)
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Post by Th0r on Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:28 pm

0.o


..... I liked it.......
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Post by Vampy on Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:43 pm

xD

I kno there awasome right xD
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Post by Th0r on Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:49 pm

OK I admit-I would print a copy and post it on my wall if I didn't think my parents would see it... lol
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Post by Vampy on Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:59 pm

LOL

on my door i have a sticker that says 'Caution! Bed springs in progress!' and my dad dosnt understand it lol
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Post by Th0r on Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:02 pm

lmao.. That sounds so wrong! XD
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Post by Vampy on Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:04 pm

I know exactly xDDD thats why its so epic ^_^
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Post by Bob on Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:12 pm

Vampy is an evil temptress.
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Post by Vampy on Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:32 pm

Pff yea i am
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Post by kire on Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:07 am

AWESOME POEM!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Naughty poem!!!!

Post by Noen on Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:05 am

Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we ******
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the **** I'd be in.

Okay, not an original but it made me laugh and I like it. This seemed like a great place for it lolz ^.^
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Re: Naughty poem!!!!

Post by numero_zer0 on Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:36 pm

Roses are red
And violets are blue
I have five fingers
And two are for you!

My friend told meh that i was like "O-O!!" but yeah Very Happy
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